i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

(Source: adorablebadass, via takethechancelad)

pokemon trainer: *wants to battle*



me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now


Australia is such a nice country if you overlook our corrupt government and how racist australians are and the hot weather and the dangerous animals and the huge insects that live there

(via australiansanta)