"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you…I could walk through my garden forever."
- Alfred Tennyson (via kushandwizdom)

dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via australiansanta)

tits-n-t4ts:

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

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